A Tax Guy Tries Poetry

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Women Are More Difficult Than Tax

What makes a woman? I know I am slow, But give me those taxes, This I do know. This woman says, She doesn't like rude, But what a mean person, And my what a 'tude. "Don't raise your voice, To the mighty tax guy," She needs some help, And I'll pass her bye. She likes the beach, And time to be lazy, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

America The Beautiful, Loan Us Some Money

We're going down the drain my friend, There's nothing I can do, I'm yelling from the mountain top, And even telling you. The President and the Congress, Have a stimulus bill that's near, It is not addressing, The things I need to hear. Energy is the answer, This will do the trick, Put the American... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Who Will come and Read Me

Who will come and read me? I am not quite sure, Who will read a tax guy? Although my thoughts are pure. I do have some stories, As well as you all do, But who will get their meaning, When I am truly through. The Blogit is full of writers, That write much better than I, Some do make me happy, And... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Modern Dating

My brother dates young ones, The attraction is clear, What can he say, She's not quite his peer. Do they talk about school? Or the shopping instead? They party all night, And I shake my head. My brother is kind, A dear hearted fellow, But he glows in the dark, With his hair colored yellow. His... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

You know I love taxes, You know this is true, No mater your trouble, I can help you. But listen my frineds, There's something to say, Our government' too big, And it just can't pay. For all of the services, We do adore, Taxing the rich, And give to the poor. We are so mighty, When we tend to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 2, 2009

My Great Frustration

My interests are many, But my time is too small, Oh what I'd give? To accomplish it all. I talk about taxes, 'till I run out breath, I talk about living, Even talk about death. I like to go dancing, and sing an old song, play some more golf, and bring you along. My goals are quite lofty, Ideas run... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Financial Superheroes

We need our heroes greatly, We need them now, this day, The Amazing Ron and Tax Guy, So what will be their pay? Financial super heroes, The likes, you’ve never seen, Totally unassuming, They’re not even mean. Geithner is not the answer, With our prospects looking grim, The Obama administration, The... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Financial Super Heroes

They they are working, They don't fly through the sky, It's the Amazing Ron, And sidekick Taxguy. Why are they working? All through the night, To lead us through darkness, A financial bright light. If you own a business, Or run a household, Listen very carefully, Do what you are told. No duo more... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Misplaced Hopes and Dreams

We are in trouble, Of this we agree, Is it a wonder, Why don't we see? Those who are famous, We strive to be them, We forget our importance, Here evil does stem. We cherish our heroes, We rise from our seat, We marvel their glory, Then jump to our feet. But what of the hero, Who doesn't seek fame,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Quit Making Me Mad

You know my fellow Republicans, I love the way you think, But being a poor loser, Kind of makes you stink. Stop this effing whinning, It's time to think ahead, Stop this effing complaining, Learn something new instead. I will not be beaten, I too like to win, Learn from this defeat now, Or else it... Sign in to see full entry.

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