Administer Chocolate
There's a ribbonette hanging inconspicuously in my galley kitchen that reads, "If wearer is found depressed ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY" every chocoholic that I know has read it, knows it's there and I've had to carry out its instructions to the letter because my kitchen has a way of bringing on fits of depression like there's no tomorrow. Most of the alleged sickies look pretty healthy and happy to me so you can imagine my suspicion all of the time! They get this green in the gills look.... Sign in to see full entry.