Borrowing from the classics for some pseudo haiku inspiration:
Violets are blue, roses red, and fragrant too... deep breath, ah-ah-choo! 'Tis what drivative poets and hopeless non-poets do in an attempt to slide by. Notice how it is made to work by reversing the traditional opening lines, dropping a word, and adding a few very brief phrases that take the work... Sign in to see full entry.