My life-in a hilarious form for all

So after nussling in the round windows,It was off to reg.And for once the old dude actually had something intresting to say.Turns out that some little buggers have been burning rubbish in the new playground outside of school.Its the most intresting piece of crap he's actually had to say for the past... Sign in to see full entry.

I was at school in record time.Nice and early for a good chat before the torture began.Lizzie and Rheana were there.I ran up to them. "Hi Tammy.Hey I got somethin' for ya." Rheanna said digging into her bag and pulled out a three pack of uni-ball gel pens. "Cool! Thanks rheanna." I said... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok so we waited hours for my aunt to arrive.She made it in record time and it was only 8:30 when she got here.' Nuts' I thought.If she got here really late like at 11:30 Then I'd be wangling a day off-and as all kids know,this is to be pursued at ALL costs no matter what.So I wasn't going to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok so I got out of the freak show and it was off to P.E and That wasn't good.Lets cut things in half to make it extra quick shall we? In short it was a nasty lesson.I was getting changed in the shower cubicles(im a private person) and I'd just got my P.E stuff out when I bumped into the shower... Sign in to see full entry.

After my triumph over parental unit #1 (a.k.a mom) I was feeling brilliant.Nothing could be wrong....Until the afternoon.But lets start at the beginning and stretch the happy bits out like a ginormous elastic band.After reg,It was english.Nice.After yesterday's super lesson I was looking forward to... Sign in to see full entry.

I woke up.It was tuesday morning.I heard commotion downstairs.I pulled myself out of bed and trudged downstairs.It was only half seven. "Morning Tammy.The window guys have come to change that window." Mom said.I peered.Nearly all the windows had been changed.All the downstairs ones any way-om never... Sign in to see full entry.

I was in a terrible mood on the way back from my grandparents' house.It was about seven thirty and I was looking forward to slipping into a nice hot bath when I got home.Everyone thought that my mistake with the tortoise was really funny and said if they'd had a camera playing at that moment,they... Sign in to see full entry.

Once I got home,My younger brother Rory was weeping over something. "Someones attacked my elmo!!" He wailed.I sidled upstairs extra quick and changed into jeans and a blue t-shirt.Then I slipped back downstairs.Mom had started stitching up 'elmo' and Rory was sniveling at her side.I rolled my... Sign in to see full entry.

It just didn't add up.All these teachers going nice all of a sudden....It was freaking me out.I had to go to A normal teacher next,an english teacher.So I scurrried off.Once I got there I saw I was late again! I bussled inside. "Hello Tammy.Sit down Next to Ben please." Mr.Beacon said.I sighed... Sign in to see full entry.

Well after my freak show in I.C.T it was break.I'm skipping that since I didn't get up to any sort of intresting things apart from really anyoying this geography teacher that looks like a lonely wombat.So then my horror multiplies when I realise I have the ugly loser that is...ms.Belles.That french... Sign in to see full entry.