My life-in a hilarious form for all

Well everyone should know what a nintendo game cube is. I was playing on my purple one the other night. And this morning. I only have three old pokemon games So i got out the best game I had-pokemon xd gale of darkness. Its alright if your into it but I still had a faint intrest in this stuff(and... Sign in to see full entry.

I wa severley punished for blowing up the fish sticks and bread. I didn't get to eat anything. So I sloped off to play with my dictaphone. They record your voice and stuff. I was impersinating this radio news article about ghosts. It was quite funny but something was missing. Well I did again only... Sign in to see full entry.

Well I after the psycho problem( please read the previous blog if youve no idea what i mean. I think you'll find the fact that I assaulted my dad with a light emitting object namely a torch quite interesting) I decided to make a nice fish stick sandwich. We were still buying the crummy bread crumbs... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm writing this because whats just happened has freaked me right the £$?* out. It was a rather disturbing thing that I feel you would all like to know about.Well to put it short, weird things are going on around this house. I was reading a comic upstairs when I spotted a good deal for a nice free... Sign in to see full entry.

Well that stupid cat isnt back but This divvy girl in my class got me laughing all day. Shes a dum div and can barely say anything to certain people other than bully. Oh she's fine all right. SHe talks normal everyday. But she seem far too fond of the word bully for some reason. Hence, she must be... Sign in to see full entry.

AFter being put on a bloody report and a forty minute detention an even more truly horrible and depressing thing happened. It was tipping it down with rain. All I wanted to do was get home and watch T.V. Mom seemed a bit distraught about something. I didn't want to ask. Rory was unusually quiet too.... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm skipping the part of the weekend coz nothing else intresting happened. Today,this very monday, I got busted BIGTIME. I mean BUSTED. Its all over in certain ways. Well let me put it basicly. I suddenly felt something strange coming over me and so did my mate and well.....we did something danm... Sign in to see full entry.

I got home and quickly changed out of my school clothes and into my hoodie and trousers.I went downstairs and got my dinner-yum.Southern fried chicken and chips.I wolfed it down without even blinking. "Now you've had dinner,we're going out to the feild.We want to take a walk." Mom said. "How long... Sign in to see full entry.

I was feeling good about my victory.It was kinda special and felt really good inside.Mom would go completely ballisic if i'd so much as flicked her.So I'd keep my mouth shut.The last two lessons were snaps.Just maths and Drama. I was going to get through them easy enough(sorry about the ages of... Sign in to see full entry.

It was horror!! Horror!! The weirdest teacher of all time had gone WARPED!! Mr.Hingermon was humming a mad song and was giving out gold stars like they were ants-plentiful! It was so damn horrible I will have to skip that bit because i was dead scared.Now onto the intresting part.I was checking out... Sign in to see full entry.