My life-in a hilarious form for all

Well, after being nearly scared to death(see previous blog please) mum and dad came home from shopping. I got a chocolate milkshake. A fish and chip meal. Some hula hoop ridges and best of all, a rechargable torch. Now since the freak black out(see another blog) I'd gotten into the habbit of having... Sign in to see full entry.

............ Sorry.... I just had the crap scared out of me by madmesoille. If you dont believe me just chek out number twenty seven on her blog(unbearable lightness of blogging) and click the link. I was sitting at the computer and clicked the link and watched a picture of a house. Then a scary( i... Sign in to see full entry.

I got home and immediately changed into pyjama's. Then I sat in front of the telly and watched a dvd( i think it was van helsing) and it started tipping it down with rain. Something came slopping in.It sounded like some sort of a tar monster. I peered round desperately for omething to attack it... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, i was sitting with rory watching the telly and then I here this sound. It sounded like tape. So I leap up in the air and go flying into the living room. "MUM! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GET THE PRESENTS!" I wailed. Rory comes running in. "presents? where?" Mom wasn't wrapping presents-she was taking... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, after being 'almost-on-purpose-but-not-really' chucked out in a cardboard fridge box, I went back to watching telly. And then decided to manically asualt rory with a remote control. It was all his own fault that he got attacked...well after all, he just sat there looking like a lemon. He was... Sign in to see full entry.

Well I was just watching t.v when our gazebo went flying about like god knows what and when dad come home, his car had been attacked by a flying cow. Im joking. It was hit by a mini tornado! But it could have been a flying cow, I mean whirlwinds can pick stuff up so maybe it rammed the car in? But I... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok so its been a while since the last entry but Ive done lots. Well lets start with the scary people at the hospital. Sooo, I had a problemwith my retina(for you non-school geeks, thats the back of your eye) and had to go to the hospital. Well we went and signed in and the woman was being seriously... Sign in to see full entry.

Theres this freaky little kid up my street. Shes gotta be a demon of sum sort. I mean, She's totally not NORMAL. She dosent look ALIVE half the time. She's dam FREAKY man. I went up the corner shop with dad and she was just sitting there on a little wall-staring at something.Just not moving. Her... Sign in to see full entry.

Its boring today to say the least. Im stuck writing diaries on Dairyland.its not bad actually-and at least rory cant read that one cos he can't figure out the user name and pass word, not that he should be trying any way, little bugger! Its quite a good site actually. I mean you can have your own... Sign in to see full entry.

I dont know if any of yo readers have watched the freakiest fim of all time. I dont know if you thought it was supposed to be a king size JOKE. I certainly dont know if it kept you up all night. I DO know it kept ME up. If you havent much idea of the new freaky film about a dummy then dont bother... Sign in to see full entry.