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Friday, March 24, 2006

My lambs, let me introduce to you Blaise Pascal

Famous for his work in mathematics, here is a quote of his that I recently came across: "Men never do evil so cheerfully and completely as when they do from religious conviction." Amen, Blaise, Amen. Pay the Preacher. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

I was reading a diary that was written around the year 1800 the other day

My lambs, I must exhort you to choose your god most carefully. I know that for many of us, our god is chosen by our parents and I don't believe that is the right path to follow. You must research the gods for yourself and pick the one that will best serve you. In this diary, a father was going to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

I have decided to write my own bible

My lambs, I have been giving this great thought over the last couple of months and I think that I will may have to follow through with this. I have decided that I am going to write my own bible. This book will not be written for you, I'm sorry to say. Many of you already have a bible. This will be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

The Preacher has been busy, my lambs

I have to write an argument paper for my English class. I haven't decided what to do it on but I am thinking about going with: The evolution of God should be taught in schools because students would have a better understanding of society if they understood that gods are created in Man’s image. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 9, 2006

An interesting note from my history class

My lambs, I am studying American history in college from the founding up until the end of the Civil War. One thing that was pervasive from the very beginning was the role of religion in every aspect of this period. As I have read over the last couple of weeks, some things have come to mind. Religion... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Nyah, nyah, nyah - my god can beat up your god

My lambs, it appears that holy wars have taken a childish sidetrip today. An Iranian newspaper is holding a contest to see who can come up with the best cartoon depiction of the holocaust in order to strike out at the jewish community and test the limits of free speech. The winners, 12 of them, will... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 6, 2006

I am interupting this sermon because god told me too

Apparently, my lambs, I'm not the only one that he is speaking too and he is once again telling people to kill other people. God would have more people to rule over if he didn't tell them to kill each other. Maybe there is a limit to the number of people he can supervise so he keeps the population... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 5, 2006

It's the sabbath day, my lambs, come into the church and hear the Preacher

Since it is Sunday, I suppose that I should discuss something specifically of religion because as we all know, god made this day for such discourse. Some people have had the audacity to put forward that Sunday is actaully the first day and so the sabbath day, the seventh day, would actually be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 4, 2006

No one has any thoughts on the end of the world

My lambs, Let me put it to you in a way that will have some meaning for you. If the world were to end, there would be no more Blogit. Do you understand this? Can you fathom this? You know what that means? If the world ends, we are all going to hell. I'm sorry to be the one to break it all to you but... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 3, 2006

It's the end of the world as we know it

My wife and I were discussing the end of the world yesterday which is a feat in itself. We have had a pretty hectic first five years of marriage where most of our discussions were dictated to us by the outside world. For the last six months or so, it has been very peaceful which has given us a... Sign in to see full entry.

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