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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Maybe It's Not "Take A Number" And It's More Of A Preferance Thing

My lambs, I personally like the "Take A Number" theory because it seems fair as long as god can get around to everyone. Or maybe, he sets a limit so you are born with the answerable prayers. That would be fair too. I'm sure that there are some people that would say that a person's worthiness is used... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 5, 2006

How Does God Choose Which Prayers To Answer?

My dear lambs of this earth, I ask this question in response to my interview on Blogopoly. "God will save me, if he exists", the man said after he snuck into a lion pit. Some will point out that by this statement and his quick death, that god does not exist. I have pointed out in my interview that... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

Word Painter has offered some words of wisdom for you

My beautiful lambs, The Painter has offered up these words for us to consider: "A scoffer seeks wisdom and does not find it, but knowledge is easy to him that understands." Proverbs 14:6 Quite frankly, I have no idea what this means. Maybe that's the point. I'll tell you what, pass the plate and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

My Lambs, I Have Had A Revelation

Yes I have, my dear precious lambs. It was fleeting but it was there, a sure sign of god. For those of you that believe in god, this is great news, proof of god's existance. What greater news could there be than that? A personal revelation and belief in god. Awesome. My vision was this. I saw me not... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I believe that it may be time for me to create a holiday

My lambs, Easter, or Ishtar as it is truly called, has given me reason to pause and think. How can the Holy Church of Blog be a true religion if it doesn't have a holiday or special day with some bizarre tradition to go along with it? No one will ever take me seriously until I do this. In order to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Easter's meaning

My lambs, Let me tell you what Easter means to me. It means that we get to color eggs as a family and my son gets to go gather them in a basket. It also means that we ate some Cadbury caramel eggs on Sunday. We had a good day as a family. My lambs, Easter means whatever you want it to mean. Some say... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

My lambs, the Preacher needs your help

It is true my lambs that I come before you and ask humbly for your assistance. The writers of blogit are a wise and educated congregation. It's one of the many reasons why your dear Preacher has never left Blogit. Your beloved Preacher has two favors to ask: Does anyone here at the wonderful world... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 14, 2006

The Preacher actually sat down and watched a television show last night

Yes my lambs, I must confess that I watched TV last night. It was in a moment of weakness. My wife had the TV on and we sat on the living room floor to play a game of cards. She was watching "10 days the unexpectedly changed the country" or something like that. It was a history show and it was quite... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Tek, my dog, seems to lead a very happy life

Why do I bring this up, my sweet lambs? Because I don't think he gives much thought to religion or god. Maybe we would all be happier if were to do the same. There is a brindle boxer over here quite often and I'm sure the two of them speak to each other. I doubt that religion has come up yet in... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

My wife and I were discussing the gods last night

My little lambs, Our discussion was an interesting one in which we were comparing one god against another. We were discussing the Christian god and the Muslim god. She had watched something on TV and there was some mention of Muslim's getting virgins when they get to heaven. I've heard this before... Sign in to see full entry.