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Thursday, July 6, 2006

This can't seem odd to just me, can it?

My lambs, My wife and I were talking about Noah and his ark and what an odd tale it is. The most bothersome aspect of the story for me was the fact that god killed everyone. Apparently Noah was the only one worth saving. Does this seem odd to anyone else? You mean that goat farmers out in BFE who... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:00 AM Confessions (9) (permalink)

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

And on the sixth day, man found himself wondering about his existence

My dear sweet lambs, I believe that Christians would be able to help their case more if they quit fighting so hard against science. Banning teachers from teaching accepted science only shows fear and insecurity about your religion. The harder religion fights to censure science, the worse it's going... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:18 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

I'm considering going into theology after I get my teaching degree

My sweet lambs, And wouldn't that be appropriate for a preacher to do. I should learn more about all the religions that have been, are now, and will be in the future. I think that religion is a great gauge in telling about a society. Each religion tells something about the people who are in it.... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:57 AM Confessions (6) (permalink)

Sunday, July 2, 2006

Fighting the ignorance of bloggers is a tiring job

My lambs, It is a daunting task that I have been called upon to do in this world. There are times when I doubt that I will be able to endure all that I must do. I know that with faith, all things are possible, and so with this in mind, I will pray for strength. I'm going to do this while having a... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 11:11 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Saturday, July 1, 2006

Holier-Than-Thou Arrogance is a actually the smaller of the two problems

My dear sweet lambs, The fact that people of faith believe that people of faith make better leaders is troubling in itself but it is minor compared to the real problem of putting people of faith into political office. Which faith? I did a quick check yesterday and it appears that with all the... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:43 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Friday, June 30, 2006

Warrior, We need people of faith in public office, we just need them to

practice their faith. - MountainClimber56 My sweet lambs, I would like to thank Climber and everyone else who posted comments yesterday. It did the Preacher's heart proud to know the message was being received. Without a congregation, there would be no preacher. Bless you all. I have two concerns... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:53 AM Confessions (5) (permalink)

Thursday, June 29, 2006

We should not allow people with religious affiliations to hold office

My dear sweet lambs, In order to make sure we can create religion-free zones and stop the attempted annihilation of certain races of people, we should not allow people that have religious affiliations to run for public offices. It really is the only way to stop people from gaining enough control... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:30 AM Confessions (10) (permalink)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

For safety reasons, religion should be banned from our world

My lambs, So many people have been killed because of religion that it seems that the best thing to do would be to have antireligion laws put into effect. Not everywhere or all the time, of course, that would be a violation of people's rights. They would be more like the smoking laws that are being... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:34 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

But Preacher! I Don't Want To Do Evil In Order To Get My Free MP3 Player

My dear sweet lambs, I know that you must think that I am leading you into darkness after yesterday's sermon but that is not the case. Your good Preacher would never lead his lambs to slaughter. I know that many of you are now ready to go to hell rather than to heaven but you being evil is against... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:50 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Monday, June 26, 2006

God Knows How To Use The Propaganda Machine

My lambs, I know that in your previous religions, you were asked not to think. One of the goals of most religions is to stop you from thinking for yourself. You must be as sheep, flocked together, afraid to leave each other's side, looking for someone smarter than you to lead you in the right... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:23 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)