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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

New 450 Year-Old Information Raises National Security Level

Director of Homeland Security, Tom Ridge, announced today that the security level for the entire United States will be elevated to “Magenta” on November 1, just one day before Election Day. Ridge, defending his position that seemingly outdated information is useful in the war on terror, has decided... Sign in to see full entry.

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