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Thursday, June 24, 2004

MATERIAL GIRL CHANGES NAME, ANNOUNCES ‘LIKE A SHIKSA’ TOUR

Madonna, the Queen of Pop and self-image makeovers, is apparently tired of misconceptions that breast-bondage, coffee-table erotica and televised same-sex spit-swapping with post-adolescent imbeciles don’t truly reflect her biblically mystical soul, and has adopted the Hebrew name of ‘Esther’. “I... Sign in to see full entry.

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