Psychiatric Hotline (This is meant to be funny, not offensive)
"Click - Thank you for calling Psychiatric Hotline... If you are obsessive/compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly; If you have a dependent personality; please ask someone else to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6; If you have paranoid delusions, we know who you are... Sign in to see full entry.