A New Church for Saturday, June 5, 2004

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Saturday, June 5, 2004

Fat Church . . . .

For the Hefty Worshippers, Fat Church would be a combination of spiritual and physical challenges. All sermons would be in a double-time cadance, with the congregation running in place, or doing other things, such as jumping jacks, push-ups, sit-ups, etc. The pews would be replaced by mats and there... Sign in to see full entry.

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Water Church . . . .

Where you get baptized every day! Use a large pool, issue life jackets, water-wings, whatever, to the congregation and float, dog-paddle,, swim, or just stand in the pool as the sermon is taking place. The minister could be on the diving board, or on the side of the pool. Then, at the end of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Church of the Ancient Citizens

How about a church just for the elderly, where they can go and enjoy a service with older traditions, older hymns, more comfortable pews, ramps for easy access, and a minister who understands the unique sins of the elderly? Their could be a small staff of Certified Nursing Assistants standing by to... Sign in to see full entry.

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