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Saturday, July 24, 2004

Air Funeral . . .

Hey, for a really neat effect, and a symbolic gesture to the deceased, how about a funeral service in a large, powerful aircraft that can cause a few seconds of weighlessness by achieving negative g forces? All the living would be strapped into their seats for this maneuver, but the deceased's... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

The Informative Teaching Funeral . . . .

This funeral would involve all participants for a period of several days. the friends, family and funeral guests woud attend every aspect of the funeral, from the corpse being picked up at home or at the hospital, to the happenings to prepare the body at the funeral home, to the observation of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Death Movies at Memorial Services . . . .

To satisfy curiosity, movies with death themes could be shown at memorial services or during the days before and immedeately following a funeral. A list of such movies, in my opinion, would include: Sixth Sense What Dreams May Come Ghost Death Becomes Her Stir of Echos Flatliners Dead Again There... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Do It Yourself Funeral

For those do-it-yourselfers, how about a funeral kit? The kit would include everything you need for the funeral of one person, things such as embalming chemicals, a make-up kit, basic tools for reconstruction and embalming, and a nice suit for dressing the deceased. Embalming a family member would... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 10, 2004

T-Shirt Funeral . . . .

We overdress for funerals. Mourning or, depending on the relationship with the deceased, celebrating, should be comfortable. Jeans and T-Shirts should be the norm at funerals. And, to make it even more interesting, have t-shirts with pictures of the deceased on the front, and/or sayings, such as:... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Confuse the Archaeologists!

During open casket viewings, people should throw small, durable objects into the casket, objects that will confuse the archaeologists who, in the distant future, will dig up the grave and study us from what they find. For instance throw in a handful of coins, some very old, some very new. Put weird,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

How much do you really know about the deceased?

At the memorial sevice or during the viewing, one could set up a game similar to Jeopardy, with three funeral guests to see how much they really know about the deceased. It could be both fun and informative. The estate could provide a pot of money (left through the deceased's will, perhaps?) to use... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Funeral with a Mexican Flair!

Theme funerals can be fun. For instance, a Mexican themed funeral could have a pinata shaped like the deceased, and filled with the deceased's favoriate sweets. This would be popular with all, not just the children. The Mexican hat dance could be performed with one of the deceased's favorite hats.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 14, 2004

Funerals for drunks . . . . .

About a funeral flambe for drunks? That's right, fill their body cavities with whiskey, embalm them with whiskey (151 proof is good!), then fill the casket with whiskey. Place the casket outside on an empty lot or empty parking lot, then toss a match into it from afar, better to use a fuse! Then... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 12, 2004


In one shot of Ex-President Bill Clinton during the services at the National Cathedral, it lookd as if he were asleep. Perhaps it was not sleep, but deep prayer? Or, since there seemed to be a slight grin on his lips, could he have been fantacizing certain acts? That's one of the nice things about a... Sign in to see full entry.

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