Funeral Fun for Saturday, April 24, 2004

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Saturday, April 24, 2004

Funeral Souvenirs

Here is yet another way to earn money to help pay for a funeral. Contract to have statuettes, masks and 8 x 10 color photos made of the deceased. Then, sell them at the funeral as collectors items. Of course, this will work better if the deceased was actually famous. Sign in to see full entry.

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Funeral De-processing

As technology and medicine improve, we could lay out a funeral home factory style, with a conveyor belt to transport the corpse theough what might be called a de-manufacturing or de-processing process. Along the conveyor belt would be technicians from various skill areas within the medical field,... Sign in to see full entry.

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