Funeral Fun for Thursday, March 18, 2004

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Thursday, March 18, 2004

Group rates for funerals . . .

Would it be cheaper for a family to buy a freezer to keep deceased family members "on ice" until they have enough bodies for a "group rate" of, say, five family members? If they get a 20% discount for five burials at the same time, that would be like getting one of the five family members buried... Sign in to see full entry.

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