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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

X MARKS THE SPOT!

Yeah... I went out into my back yard this morning looked up at the sky and this is what I saw: At first I thought maybe it was made by a plane. But there were no planes in sight. That's just the way the clouds formed over my house. Yes that is my chimney on the right hand side. Thanks for stopping by! Do you think this means it is going to rain over my house today? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

CHRONIC PAIN?

(this is from an e-mail a friend sent me) The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains. Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night, he informed her. "I finally discovered why I've been feeling so miserable. We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks ago, and I just learned today that I've been sitting in the wastebasket." Thanks for stopping in!. Have you been sitting in the wastebasket? LOL! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

BO AND GUESS WHO!

Here is the wonder dog with his world famous (OK maybe it is just famous at my house) SMILE: I call this his Mona Lisa smile. Am I right or not? and now-----drum roll please bum bum bum! A picture of the infamous Whacky. I seem to have a bright halo. I don't know why. Yes I am really really tiny. I wish. Thanks for reading! Anyone know how I can eliminate that halo? Or maybe just part of it?. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

THINK OF A NUMBER...

Think of a number. (scroll down).................... Multiply it by 3................ Now add 5................. Take away the number you first thought of............... Now add 7................. Subtract 2................ Add back the number you first thought of................ Now, close your eyes................ Dark, isn't it? Sooo...thanks for stopping by. Bo says woof And have a nice day! Anyone out there want to see another picture of Bo? He is always posing. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 5, 2010

HOW MUCH IS THAT FROGGY IN THE WINDOW?

I mean this froggy: OK he is in my den window. That is because when I left him out in my garden Bo wanted to bite him. I got him at "Big Lots" He was supposed to be solar. That means that he would absorb energy in the sun then the little light in him would glow at night. He never worked, and Bo just kept trying to attack him. So in order to keep him from being chewed up I took him inside and put him in the window. I am hoping that he will absorb energy through the window and then glow at night.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

MY CANDY CANE ROSES

Yes they are miniatures and I never thought they would bloom so pretty. But they did. See? The guy who sold them to me said they were purple. But the sign on the side of the pot said candycane. So either way I was getting something neato! Thanks for dripping in....I mean dropping in. You think if I keep watering and feeding them I could get a few blooms for Christmas? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 14, 2010

STAIN REMOVER AISLE?

It is no wonder I can't find anything at the 'Superstore'. They now have a whole aisle dedicated entirely to stains the stain remover aisle. This is according to a coupon I just found under a bunch of other coupons while I was cleaning off my desk. It expired two weeks ago and I know I never did find the product or even the stain remover aisle at my local wal-mart. I know why I kept the coupon it is for $3.00 I almost kept the coupon this time except that it expired two weeks ago. I now have the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

OMG! BO ATE A BEE!

I was watching through the screen door. He leapt into the air and caught something, I couldn't tell what he caught so I went outside. He caught another one! This time I could see it was a honey bee. Uh oh why were there so many bees in my back yard? Well, two isn't all that many. "Are you ready to go in?" He was. He ran up the steps and as I opened the screen door. He almost crashed into it. I guess one of the bees buzzed at him and scared him. A split second later he was wheezing and gasping. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

GIVE THAT ROSE A BANANA!

Peel that is. Yes, I was wondering what I could do for a rose bush I have that seemed a little sickly. It had only one or two blooms and they were puny. So a friend suggested I give it a bananas peel. You know bury a banana peel around the roots of the rose. Someone had told her to do that and it really worked. She gives all her roses banana peels. "I guess they need the potassium!" she told me. Now I don't eat many bananas and the rose in question was and is a miniature rose bush so I kind of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

AN OLD STICK IN THE MUD

Yes that is what some people call someone who doesn't drink or smoke. When someone calls me that I just say sometimes an OLD STICK IN THE MUD turns into a lovely plant. Like the purple rose I wrote about last October: Just today I brought in this bloom from that plant: Not bad for an old stick in the mud. At least that's what I think. Thanks for stopping by! Are you an old stick in the mud? Bo's not but he waters them! Sign in to see full entry.

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