Whacky's Corner : Snails

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Snails

People don't eat "snails" they call them escargot. I say a snail by any other name would still leave a slime trail on the back patio. I found a bunch of snails out in the yard the other day. Actually I caught my dog, Bo, chasing one. Well, he wasn't really chasing it, he was sniffing it. The snail was pretending it wasn't home. - I checked behind the bush were the dog found the snail. There was a whole convention of them!! I could open a restaurant with what was hiding behind that bush. Only I... Sign in to see full entry.

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