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Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Super Ninja Powers Wielding Lead-Acid Batteries and Punching Everything!

Money money money. I hate that crap, you know? I want to go back in time and find the first human being to ever barter for goods and just knee him/her right in the groin. What jerks. I had my budget all planned out. It was perfect. Then I find out my website registration is expiring this month, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 8, 2005

The Solution to World Peace! I've Found it! Let me Share it With You!!!!

During a conversation with a friend, it suddenly came to me. The answer to all of the world’s problems. Loose women. We need more loose women. Let me explain. All men are loose, no question there. Guys, you know it’s true. If you’re not committed in a relationship (for some guys, even if you are)... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 5, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in a while

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Read it, ok? Please. It is so unbelievably funny Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

My new haircut (sort of) [Pictures Included! Woohoo!] {brackets}

Ha ha! It's time for my new haircut. Well, it's not really new. It's the same haircut I've been getting for about 5 years, but still. I just got it cut, so it's new, right? Yeah. I like the sound of that. So, here it is! Haha! I kid, I kid. Besides, look how serious I look in the picture. Yuck.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 29, 2005

It's crazy time. If you can make any sense out of this, be very affraid.

I finally did it! After FOUR WEEKS of not being able to find time, I finally got my hair cut. And damn, do I look sexy and modest. Yep, I’m so modest, I look it! Ha ha! Today starts to rock right now. I got my hair cut (excellent), I finished testing the new release (double excellent), and now I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 25, 2005

Get to work, you lazy corpse!! *Sound of whip cracking*

It’s happening again; that terrible, frightful thing that we all fear and loathe. It lurks in the back of our minds like a stalker, waiting for just the right moment to spring an attack. It’s Monday again. After two days of sleeping in and relaxing, it is again time to work. Haha, oh man that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Here we go: Hyperactivity, Hannibal, Newsboys and Parenting, all in one.

Ever had one of those morning where you’re feeling sort of hyper? No? What the hell is wrong with you. That was a statement, as you can tell by the lack of a question mark? And I guess that was a question. I got into work this morning too damn early, so I spent some time reading Red Dragon. Yep, I’m... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

A year and a half later, and somehow I'm still here. So strange, so strange

Can it be true?! Has it really been a year and a half for me? Man, I’ve been doing the Blogit thing for a year and a half. Well, I started doing the blogging network thing, but now I’m doing the Blogit thing. (For those who don’t remember, this place used to be called the blogging network) My blogs... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Mosquitoes are Everywhere! Flee! Run Away! Run Away!

Yeargh I hate mosquitoes. You can tell me about how their a vital part of the environment, blah blah blah KILL THE BASTARDS. I sat outside of my house for about, oh I dunno, 10 minutes last night. Three bites on my left arm, 2 bites on my right arm and 4 more on the back of my neck. That is so dumb.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 18, 2005

Some Hillarious Pictures to Wrap up the Working Day

Alright, the work day is winding down for us on the west coast, so how about something to giggle over? In my travels on the internet I often stumble across sites that have funny and silly pictures on them, and today was no different. I’m going to post the pictures here, but to be fair to the guy... Sign in to see full entry.

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