Monday, July 18, 2005
Here they are, ladies and gentlemen, the top ten reasons why my relationships just don’t work out. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But, UH, surely you never have any relationship problems. You’re the perfect man!” I know, I know, it’s so true. You can tell by my overflowing levels of modesty. “I... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! RATATATATAT! FAPOW!! WOOSH.....KABOOOOOOM
For the first time in a week or so, I have nothing to do and am rather bored. I was playing Battlefield 2, a killer first person shooter game for a couple hours this morning, but alas, after slaying 100 or so fellow gamers I feel it is time to take my leave for a while. Oh man, you should have been... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
White guys can't dance
Have you ever wanted to see a white guy dance? White guys dancing is one of the funniest things that can ever happen in the world. Trust me, I know; I’m a white guy. There’s something about the color of our skin that makes us total slack asses on the dance floor. I’m serious. I think it has to do... Sign in to see full entry.