A Knights Tale

I don't know how old this joke is. I just heard it and thouht it was funny, so I thought that I would share with you. Two women find themselves sitting together, one is from the South, the other from some other part of the country, and rather snooty. The southern lady looks over and says "How are... Sign in to see full entry.

Remember the wholesome entertainment of yesteryear? The sitcoms where the mothers would ask their boys the burning question, "Don't you want to be President?" Albeit, something we would consider sexist now, it was a reflection of the times then. I don't know if all mothers aspired for their sons to... Sign in to see full entry.

They say that one man's trash is another man's treasure. That holds true with other things as well. People, for some reason or another, probably change more than any other reason, don't like things they are not used to. The Susan B Anthony dollar, heck, all the new dollars. I collect coins and other... Sign in to see full entry.

We are all infallible, we all make mistakes and no matter what we do to change, mistakes will still happen. Are you one that can admit when you are wrong? Even if it costs you something?? The point of my ramblings comes from articles that I have read. One was a golfer (I don't remember who or what... Sign in to see full entry.

Forrest Gump died. Once at the Gates to Heaven, St. Peter told him that he must answer three questions before he could be allowed entrance. Forrest said Okay. "The first question is this," said St. Peter. "How many days of the week start with "T"? Forrest took only a moment before he answered. "That... Sign in to see full entry.

I wrote a post a while back about cooking with spices. There have been regular trips to the spice shop since then. It has opened up a new world of culinary pleasure. I picked up some Mulling Spice, now I don't use this in any recipes, but I do like to take a couple of tablespoons worth, put it into... Sign in to see full entry.

Compare the two and see if this is what you do!! 1) Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2) Walk naked to the bathroom 3) If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the Woo-Woo sound. 4) Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire... Sign in to see full entry.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN 1) Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks 2) Walk to the bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up exposed areas. 3) Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to... Sign in to see full entry.

I remember being a kid. Nearly every waking moment was spent in pursuit of finding something to do, looking for the adventure that lay ahead in wait. Riding my bike like the wind, skateboarding down the steepest hills, launching rockets and then chasing after them. I remember too doing these things... Sign in to see full entry.

Maybe you are wondering and maybe you are not. I know that the name of this blog belonged to Tattered Knight, but he and I are one and the same. I could not leve blogit for good, the addiction was too great. So, I created a new persona and followed those that I hold dear. Time has faded me from the... Sign in to see full entry.