A Knights Tale

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'slim fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning, the... Sign in to see full entry.

Everywhere we look we see the collapse of financial institutions, countries on the verge of bankruptcy, world chaos. Many see these as signs of the apocalypse. In truth, we are quickly on our way to a One World Nation. Yes, there have been whispers, people have been talking about it for years now.... Sign in to see full entry.

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it" said the tall, dark man behind the glass. "Is to go with Justi. You will search for and find the famed, secret and elusive Chilitree." "Excuse me your imminence, did you say Chili Tree?" I asked. "There is really a tree that bears chili as it's fruit?"... Sign in to see full entry.

We are attracted to someone, we want to know them better, or in the case of most men, we want to jump their bones. This is infatuation and lust. The little quirks and idiosyncracies are quite charming at first and ironically, they are usually the things that we come to despise if the relationship... Sign in to see full entry.

1) Forms 2) sparring 3) awarding new belt 4) dad ties on new belt 5) showing off kicks with second degree black belt Sign in to see full entry.

Yesterday was testing day. My daughter tested for her purple belt in Taekwondo. This testing cycle brought a special treat, three black belts tested for their second degree. All three were young, ranging from 14 to 19. Black belt testing is normally held on it's own, but this cycle had a record... Sign in to see full entry.

Ever lay awake at night, tossing and turning and unable to sleep? That is how I was last night and this is what I thought about. I thought about all the different "heads" there were. I felt like "Bubba" from Forrest Gump, only he was going through the different ways to make shrimp. Here is my list.... Sign in to see full entry.

Anyone who has been married and then divorced knows about pain. Any child whose parents have divorced knows about confusion and sometimes false guilt. With the economy the way that it is, more and more divorced couples are staying together, actually living in the same home. They sleep in separate... Sign in to see full entry.

Nothing outside can hurt you When you are on the edge. Warm within the glow of light. Sign in to see full entry.