A Knights Tale

Things to look for in yourself and your neighbors. You may be Taliban if................... 1) You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2) You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3) You have more wives than teeth. 4) You... Sign in to see full entry.

We have many milestones as we pass through life. In the beginning, we have rites of passage. Turning 15 and being able to drive, 18 and the right to vote, 21 and being able to visit a bar or buy alcohol. Being 16, borrowing the car and hitting the drive-in. Sneaking friends in by hiding them in the... Sign in to see full entry.

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There's a possibility to make the car easier to sell, BUT, it's not... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is a prayer given in Kansas at the opening or their house. It seems that prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session, everyone was expecting the usual generalities. But this is what they heard: " Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask... Sign in to see full entry.

Two days ago, we were hit with a foot of snow. Yesterday, it felt like summer. The only indication that it wasn't was the remainder of the snow. Today, it is snowing again!! Ah well, March is supposed to be the snowiest month in Colorado. I'm off to snow blow!!! Sign in to see full entry.

I wrote a post yesterday about a random act of kindness. Was that person a hero? Maybe not in the sense of the brave hero, the one who risks their own life to save another. We tie bravery and heroism to the word hero, but there is more to it than that. What about the person that moves quietly... Sign in to see full entry.

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Remember as a kid, how your parents called your private body parts by a name other than what they were? As a parent, we continued the tradition by doing it to our kids? A penis was not a penis, it was a tallywhacker or a dooliewhacker........some kind of whacker!! Having our boys calling their... Sign in to see full entry.

I have never had this happen, never, ever!! It has been 4 hours, I have read many,many posts and yet, here my post sits, untouched. Not one click! How is that possible? Sure I'm pissed! Is there a secret boycott of TimmyTales going on that I don't know about? Is there some kind of conspiracy? Don't... Sign in to see full entry.