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Hemlocker--
I agree, but the dog is just an aspect of the cat, not vice versa...so the cat wouldn't have that emotion!! lol. Did that make any sense?
posted by
Julia.
on October 15, 2005 at 12:48 PM
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This is cute, Quirky,
But I think a dog being part of a cat and a deer, would drive the poor canine crazy. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on October 14, 2005 at 8:28 PM
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Ollie--
Yeah--black cats rule!! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on October 13, 2005 at 5:30 PM
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Emma Kitty!
Hi There! My name's Oliver. I just wanted to tell you that I liked your letter to Rocky. I picked up a few hints that I'll use in the future! And the squirt-bottle thing ... oh, yeah ... been there. Why
do they do that to us???
posted by
Georgia
on October 13, 2005 at 4:49 PM
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Thanks, Warden Quirky!
The feeling's mutual, Rocks. But, I guess we guys will just have to stick together!
posted by
Georgia
on October 13, 2005 at 4:47 PM
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Oh dear sweet but trouble-making Emma Kitty--
I was so delighted to get your letter. I say, you really ought to start your own column, you are quite the funny cat!! Love & kitty kisses, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on October 13, 2005 at 9:04 AM
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Jacenta--
oh no no no, the warden does not take credit for my ramblings, no siree!! Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on October 13, 2005 at 9:02 AM
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Ollie!!!--
ROFL! If you were a girl kitty I'd be madly in love with you!
posted by
Julia.
on October 13, 2005 at 9:01 AM
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Dear Rocky:
Greetings from Masky Prison. Hope all is well with you. I happened to find your letter quite fascinating and easy to relate to. My cellmates and I have also been accused of being more than just "cats." And to answer your question...I happen to think you are multi-talented and that your warden is in denial. I often get called baby. Guess the warden sees me as a fumbling bumbling toddler. I am the youngest; however, there is nothing toddler-like about me. I play a role, you see, and have the warden totally oblivous to the fact that I'm just a "Master of Disaster" in disguise. Just wait til' Spring comes again. I got the warden wrapped around me little black tail. Then Lilly gets accused of being part squirrel. She does this flitty thing with her tail. Warden calls it "fishing." But truth is, Lilly ain't no squirel, she's just agile. She's a reincarneted tight rope walker according to her diary, which I read, while she was at the Mess Hall. And, Jasper is accused of being a bulemic Russian. Jasper is just fat and lazy. It has nothing to do with Russia. Warden is stupid anyways...Siamese cats don't come from Russia. Well, hope my letter finds you with a full belly. Hey, has your warden ever broke out a squirt bottled and maimed you with water when you jumped on the counter? Mine did last night. Talk about slip, sliding away! Whew. Nearly broke my front left paw. Take care! And until next time, cat prisoners of the world UNITE! Sincerely, Emma "The Pusher"
posted by
Masky
on October 13, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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Quirkyalone,
Very original Quirky.
posted by
jacentaOld
on October 12, 2005 at 9:25 PM
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Hey, Rocks!
I've never tried rose buds, but if parsley and celery grew on bushes, I'd do the same thing! Somehow, parsely is grown in a thin plastic bag that crinkles when you jump up onto the counter top and attack it. You have to furiously rip the plastic off, then grab the bunch by the outer leaves and hurl it high into the air. When it lands on the floor, you scramble to pull out one leafy stem and run around the kitchen with it before the Warden realizes what's going on. Then you eat it. Hey, at least we both have fresh breath! 
posted by
Georgia
on October 12, 2005 at 7:19 PM
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Rabbit--
We'll have none of that, we think we are perfectly "normal"--well, maybe not but we don't see anything wrong with being three pets in one!!
posted by
Julia.
on October 11, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Shadow--
Give purr a lick for me, hehe. Love Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on October 11, 2005 at 5:53 PM
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>:-} sounds like a multiple personality disorder to me... have you
considered getting the warden to take you to a kitty psychotherapist?
posted by
wiserabbit
on October 11, 2005 at 5:03 PM
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Rocky,
Are you trying to play with our minds? I distinctly, well, never mind. Oh, Purr says hi. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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