Tuesday, July 8, 2014
My luscious blonde girlfriend called me last night…
“Honey,” she said, “please don’t call me right now!” “Oh? What’s wrong, sweetie?” “Well, I’m doing my ironing at this moment, and I don’t want to put the iron to my ear by accident!” “Heavens! That would be terrible! Alright, I won’t call you…” As I was about to hang up she uttered a piercing... Sign in
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