My gorgeous blonde girlfriend called me tonight...
“Honey”, she said, “ I think you’re going to be proud of me!” “I love you sweetheart, and I’m…I’m always proud of you – what is it this time?” “You know I enrolled in this nursing course, to do something really useful…? “Yes, I remember, darling… “Well, I had my first test today – it was all about... Sign in to see full entry.