OB's Musings for Monday, February 2, 2004

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Monday, February 2, 2004

A Bit Of Advice

If you're sitting on the toilet and a small piece of toilet paper falls onto your thigh and you're wearing a nice ring with lots of prongs to hold in the gemstone, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT casually brush the piece of toilet paper off your thigh with the back of your hand! I now know what my blood... Sign in to see full entry.

F??? Or H???

This will probably offend some Christian types, so DO NOT read any further if you are of that "type." Why do people say "Jesus F ucking Christ," but they also say "Jesus H. Christ!"? Which is it? F or H? Sign in to see full entry.

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