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Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Plight of the Pharmacist.......................

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 11, 2008

OK, Offy, a blonde joke for you 'cause I know you love'em...............

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high prices that the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

We need to vote carefully......................................

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Phone rings - Hell-o.......

" Hi honey.” “This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." a brief pause........, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he 's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause...... "Uh, okay then, this is what I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

The History of Aprons...................................

I own one apron, but I never saw my dear mother-in-law without one on. Maggie Aprons, I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Original Hollywood Squares.........................................

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eye. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Knew It All Along............................................

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

WOO HOO, Grandma...............................

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Knock, Knock!

A Cape Breton farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. Is your dad home? The farmer asked. No, sir, he ain't the boy replied. He went into town. Well, said the farmer, is your mom here? “No sir, she ain't here... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Fun Facts................................................

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies... Sign in to see full entry.

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