The Huge Fight I Had With Some Homeless Guy (A Couple Minutes Ago)
Soooo, this morning, I buy a blueberry bagel at Dunkin' Donuts, but it tastes really old and stale. Therefore, humanitarian that I am, I offer it to this homeless guy, who's always sitting out back by the dumpster. HOBO (examining the bagel): I don't want this! It has teeth marks in it! ME: Soooo?... Sign in to see full entry.