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Saturday, November 4, 2006

Why I Fear My Best Friend May Be A Lesbian

I'm beginning to suspect Manon is gay, and I'll tell you why. First of all, she hates men. Plus, she's constantly touching me. You know, like, tickling me and stuff. Oh, and also sometimes, when we're having sex, she'll say the most suggestive things. It makes me very uncomfortable. Now, here's... Sign in to see full entry.

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