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Monday, August 14, 2006

The Two Things My House DESPERATELY Needs

You know, I think the two things this house really needs are a maid, and a gigantic specimen jar (large enough to fit a person inside). We need the maid because she would clean the house, wash the dishes, cook the meals, etc. Plus, I could borrow her outfit for Halloween. Meanwhile, I think the need... Sign in to see full entry.

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