LEND ME YOUR EAR AND I’LL LEND YOU SOME QUIPS! Just give ’em back when you’re done! Laughing, that is. Ready? * This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed at home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. And this little piggy went “Wee wee wee” all the way home.... Sign in to see full entry.