KEEPING THE LAUGHTER GOING SINCE 2013! Hey, it’s not all bad for a Monday! At least you have these to get you through! Commencing... Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her! He put her in a pumpkin shell And ended up doing 10 to 20 years for manslaughter! Liar, liar, pants on... Sign in to see full entry.