How about a silly poem?
The Not-So-Wild Kingdom Little kitty on the bed, Any brains within that head? Any special thoughts at all? Is that your shadow on the wall? Gee, kitty, aren’t you a beaut? Little doggie by the toilet, Don’t look now or you might spoil it. Drink the water, don’t be coy, To you it’s just another toy.... Sign in to see full entry.