Oldest News (Ask Madame P.O.): Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

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Friday, July 1, 2005

Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

DEAR MADAME: I was bicycling through the park when I noticed a young woman dressed in black picking lilies along the side of the path. I stopped and asked her why she was picking flowers. "I am going to a funeral today," she replied. I told her that while I understood why she was picking the... Sign in to see full entry.

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