Violence Doesn't Solve Anything ... But It Couldn't Hurt!
DEAR MADAME: I am a man who has been umpiring women's softball games for many years, and I have had my share of verbal abuse, but last Saturday I was badly beaten by an irate female player. After I blew a call at home plate, the woman ran up to the plate and began calling me every name in the book.... Sign in to see full entry.