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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Uncle Albert is on err, err, holiday. I have decided to give this to Chumpet. It may be a decision I am going to regret. I am getting too popular with the ladies. One even offered to ride in my Mercedes. Hey get off Albert and stop bragging How can I type if you won't let me begin. Thank you, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Albert was young once

Poor young Albert When I was young I needed money I could not even court you honey You needed love I hadn’t any Because I could not spare a penny. I couldn’t keep you cold and poor I could not love you any more You might have said it didn’t matter But that just is well foolish chatter. There was a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 22, 2010


Uncle Albert does a bit of decorating. This is a bit disturbing I feel that someone is looking at me through a wall. It has the same silly expression on its face as I have. What is worse it appears to be coming slowly into the room. It looks more like an animal that has been mounted and not at all... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Dream On.

Uncle Albert Dreams. Well let her be wrapped in a blanket From whence does this wild woman come. Storming whispering that all is so perfect. Throbbing to the age old music making some from sounds previously unheard. Is she from those who seek the unknown in restless dreams, where walk those cold of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Uncle Albert calms down

Mood I had a mood it was so rotten that I kicked it around And left it smouldering down unwanted telephone calls. It bounced on someone who jumped a queue and found a right rude word if not controlled; sorry it was smalls. I would have given it away or swapped it for a pound. It wasn’t very clever... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Uncle Albert is getting desperate to be thrown off this site. I am looking for a swell gal because I’ll need one soon So I can get in the mood and be rude to a mother-in-law My bad points are dribbling and nibbling dog biscuits Howling and fouling white towels and shouting at the moon. Banging... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Poor Uncle Albert

Poor uncle Albert. I wonder should I shoulder my responsibility And behave more normally there is a certain futility In pretending I am, near the top off the hill And probably would have fallen over but for the pill. The trouble is I see beauty where I did not see it before I don’t like a few things... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Surprise, surprise it's a vist from U.A. to some one who wrote about him.

A poem to a lady. Of course it is easy to go back in time if one can slip through sideways I often do this when it is a wet day, a form of lubrication eases one through Usually I go back too far and get into trouble in the good old days. So today I thought just for a kind of enjoyable thrill, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Flattery has gone to his head.

Albert you are being silly. If this is out of place, looking at your face. well it quite round and has the usual nose, but not things to replace a pretty pose. One could say beauty was a source of anguish to a lonely soul. One cannot put it in a niche and say this is a comely dish because one likes... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Uncle Albert helps out

Please note UA sometimes peeks at an old poem and changes the concept, Well it fills his page. View From the dustbowl of your affection with all the flakes of skin and the dying essences of perfume. The empty jars of night-cream glinting faintly in the gloom. The view appeals, for past the whispers... Sign in to see full entry.

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