CAREER, JOB, EMPLOYMENT & RESUME HUMOR and JOKES!: UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK (CAREER & JOB HUMOR!)

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK (CAREER & JOB HUMOR!)

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a... Sign in to see full entry.

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