"Dear Hiring Manager" (Employment and Career Humor)
Dear Hiring Manager, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's' outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting... Sign in to see full entry.