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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

What Employers' Want Ad Lingo REALLY Means! (Career and Job Humor)

What Employers' Want Ad Lingo REALLY Means! What they say is not always what they mean. See the "real meaning" behind some commonly used phrases found in the "Help Wanted" section. ************************ "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST -PACED TEAM " We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll be able to dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Here is the compilation of funny items about the world of work: careers, jobs, employment, resumes, interviews and more! If it's a funny segment we'll publish it. As a resume writer and workshop trainer, I see a lot of humor in the world of careers and career-changers. =================================== Gail is Nationally Certified Resume Writer and Certified Job Coach who offers outplacement workshops, resume writing and interview training for small companies and individuals. She is a Harvard graduate with a background in Brand Management and Marketing with Fortune 500 companies, and as a trainer and consultant for top outplacement firm Drake Beam Morin. Please call when you have questions, concerns, or need to update your resume or other career materials. Gail Frank, Frankly Speaking: Resumes that Work! NCRW (Nationally Certified Resume Writer) JCTC (Job and Career Transition Coach) http://www.CallFranklySpeaking.com

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