CAREER, JOB, EMPLOYMENT & RESUME HUMOR and JOKES!: What Employers' Want Ad Lingo REALLY Means! (Career and Job Humor)

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

What Employers' Want Ad Lingo REALLY Means! (Career and Job Humor)

What Employers' Want Ad Lingo REALLY Means! What they say is not always what they mean. See the "real meaning" behind some commonly used phrases found in the "Help Wanted" section. ************************ "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST -PACED TEAM " We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll be able to dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on... Sign in to see full entry.

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