A Cucumber, A Pickle, & a Penis (PG13)
A cucumber, a pickle & a penis were talking about life! The cucumber said, when i get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad! The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big & hard they chop me up & drown me in vinegar! The penis says, lads thats nothing compared 2 what i go thru when i get big & hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave & bang my head against a wall until i throw up & faint! Sign in to see full entry.