GRANDMA'S WORLD for Friday, August 8, 2003

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Friday, August 8, 2003

Grandma's Demented and Going downhill fast.

I've already started talking to the newspaper and I haven't even had my first cup of coffee and first cigarette. Another neighbor has just been evicted for non-payment of rent and the marijuana smoke cloud coming from the house next door, has just begun to form itself in the branches of the trees next door, a little like a sweet Scottish mist in a forest. And, sometimes that cloud smells more like methamphetamine or paint fumes. I have a headache a day and I thought that it was caused by... Sign in to see full entry.

8 YEAR OLD BECOMES MILLIONAIRE IN 3 SHORT WEEKS.

Small business entrepreneur: I was eight and I could see it, I could see the twenty ponies trotting through my desert corral, the eight monkeys playing in the trees, the ice cream man permanently parked on my ranch property and a new bike. Somehow, I’d have to build that new ranch less than one block away from my neighborhood, so that my friends could see it and visit me and ride my ponies and eat my free ice cream. Yeah! So, I cut out the ad in my Superman Comic book, filled it in, forged Mom’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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