GRANDMA'S WORLD for Sunday, July 27, 2003

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Sunday, July 27, 2003

GRANDMA'S BEAUTY TIPS: First, never let your teeth get more than four feet

away from you at any time. There could be a fire, a break in, an unexpected visitor or some old flame knocking at that door. Second,if unwilling to perform those tricep and bicep exercises, wear 3/4 length or long sleeves. Third, when young and hot, flaunt it. It will soon go and then you must NOT flaunt it, as it is gone forever, and public foolishness is hard to live down. Fourth, do something wild and unpredictable with your hair. And, wear huge earrings of some spectacular design. It draws... Sign in to see full entry.

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GRANDMA'S DATING TIPS: First tip, don't. Second tip, if you must date, be

very selective. He might become a husband or the father of your children and you'll have to keep talking to him. Third tip, one night stands are just that. If you think that they will become something else, you are foolish. Fourth tip, if you are attracted to the bird with the broken wing, the unsociable fellow/gal who just needs you to teach him/her ( you get it, both sexes here) some socialization skills, the wild fellow who has yet to be captured ( like some grandma's I know), go get... Sign in to see full entry.

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GRANDMA'S TIPS ON MARRYING: First, the don'ts, Don't marry Bob Jones,

you won't enjoy it either. Second, don't marry the son of a big man in a small central american banana republic. He might become president one day and then everyone will know what an idiot you were. Third, don't marry a musician. They are never home, you can't fight the groupies and they have to share $15 with seven other fellows each night that they play. Fourth, don't marry someone who doesn't like their mother. They won't like you either and will compare your innocent remarks to her heavy... Sign in to see full entry.

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