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.....I'm so far behind in reading posts and I'm trying hard to get caught up but I seem to get behinder and behinder. I just love this Chicken poem. I probably wouldn't even have found it if Anib hadn't commented. I hope you don't mind but I copied it to Ribcage's favorite Auntie who is not part of Blogit. She will love it and probably comment to me.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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I loved both yours and Sherri’s egg and chicken jokes. Laughter makes my mood light and energetic.🧙🏼
posted by
anib
on May 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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This reminded me of the chicken joke...
Dave comes home from the pub, drunkest he's been in a long time, and collapses into bed next to his sleeping wife. Later, he's woken by a brilliant flash of light at the end of his bed, which his still sleeping wife seems oblivious to. St. Peter appears in all his glory, standing over the two of them.
"You have died, my son, of alcohol poisoning," says St. Peter. Dave is obviously distraught and begs and pleads with the saint to be given another chance at life.
"Well..." says St. Peter, thumbing through his saintly handbook, "There is a little-known rule which might help. Apparently, you can be reincarnated in special circumstances if you wish, but only as a dog or as a chicken,n I'm afraid.." Dave, living next door to a chicken farm, agrees to be reincarnated as a chicken, at least so he can still see his wife.
BOOM, the man is suddenly now a chicken, pecking around the chicken farm. A rooster approaches him and says, "Hey! You must be the new arrival here! How's everything going?" "Pretty good," says Dave, "though my stomach feels a bit funny.." "Well, you're obviously about to lay an egg! Give it a try... push one out!" So Dave wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and out pops a nice egg!
"That felt great!" thinks Dave, "I think I'll lay another one!" So again he wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and then !!BANG!! His wife angrily slaps him on the back of his head and screams in a rage: "For Christ's sake, David!! You've crapped the bed again!!!" 💩
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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yes watch out for that Cock a doodle doo!. he is a sly fellow! sneaks up and jumps on your back.
posted by
Kabu
on May 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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