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I read this to Bennie - he started bouncing and said, 'Gnome? Gnome?? Callin' me a Gnome??? I'll learn them who the Gnomes is [his Grammar isn't the best]. I told him it was a bit too far, but he said, 'You've got a car'...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 23, 2014 at 11:45 AM
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Is Bouncing Benny any relation to Hopping Harry? Him I'm familiar with . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on May 23, 2014 at 7:10 AM
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Well of course I would have rubbed Benny all over with with my special bouncing stabilizer cream. In future always do this if you get a bouncing Benny. We lost so many in the olden days that we paid real fairy gold to get this recipe. In short it restricts bouncing to human height. Try a midging on yourself although I can't honestly think you would want to bounce around .We should have a fairy blog, only believers.
posted by
C_C_T
on May 22, 2014 at 10:37 PM
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How cute is that? I don't know how you make all these stories so bubbly and fun, but I love them.
posted by
Justi
on May 22, 2014 at 9:18 PM
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kabu
what a wonderful story, sounds like my neighbor bennie. whose brothers and sisters are bobbie, bert, bernard, bonnie and betty, lol....... i tease my neighbor about her B's.
posted by
jeansaw
on May 22, 2014 at 8:31 PM
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I wonder if Bennie is going to bounce all the way to Maryland.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on May 22, 2014 at 5:03 PM
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Bouncing Bennie, needs a prone gnome named Winnie
he could meet her on the planet flatso, where his bouncing is a rare talent and as
appealing as the singer Tom Jones when the ladies were tossing hotel keys and their
undies onto the stage...
posted by
Pat_B
on May 22, 2014 at 4:04 PM
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Did you happen to see the Yahoo post about the woman who accidentally broke her garden gnome and inside of it was a secret statue? https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AojjzILNz.GE3HD3DIWve6ebvZx4?p=statue+inside+broken+gnome&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-305
I wonder what might be inside of your Benny.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 22, 2014 at 3:25 PM
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