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- Go to Monday, Monday, be of good cheer! Patience, patience, the jokes are here!
Funny piece of writing
posted by
adventurer02
on July 6, 2015 at 3:26 AM
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LOL...OK
posted by
Kabu
on April 16, 2014 at 12:12 PM
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Thanks, chuck. Glad you enjoyed them. Keep smilin' . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on April 16, 2014 at 6:31 AM
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I have a feeling, jean, that when they're through, there won't be many left to enjoy those clothes and food . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 16, 2014 at 6:30 AM
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No, no, no, Kabu! Don't go there . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 16, 2014 at 6:29 AM
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Very funny snd amuzing 
posted by
Chuck_E_Ibrahim
on April 16, 2014 at 5:10 AM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
they'll need fresh clothes and food after the queen gets through.
posted by
jeansaw
on April 15, 2014 at 10:56 PM
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Hmnnn thinking of tools...LOL
posted by
Kabu
on April 15, 2014 at 8:13 PM
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I agree, Kabu. But sometimes we must be careful of what 'tools' we use to frighten those children. I mean, we don't want to traumatize them . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 2:17 PM
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sometimes i think frightening the children is the only way to keep them safe... But then I am overprotective. LOL
posted by
Kabu
on April 15, 2014 at 12:15 PM
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That's okay, TAPS. That's good enough . . . for now.
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 12:12 PM
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All I could tell them was JimmyA from Blogit. That's all I know. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on April 15, 2014 at 9:01 AM
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Really, TAPS. Wow. I don't think I've ever written or posted anything that may turn into an 'internet sensation!' Thanks! Hey, feel free to repost any of my Monday Morning Madness! All I ask is for some credit . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:22 AM
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Thanks, Sir Wiley. I thought you might get a kick out of that one, especially when you try to make a visual out of it. My arms get tired just thinking about it . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:20 AM
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I've always wondered about that too, Kabu. But I guess the censors were much different back in the days when these things were first composed! We don't want to frighten the children now, do we . . . ? 
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:19 AM
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It probably does, FSI, to a lot of people! Many is the time I've picked something up that I may have only worn once for a little while that's probably still fine to wear. Then there are those other times when something is best left at the bottom of that hamper . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:18 AM
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Neither would I, adnohr! Do you realize how fast a boat must go for someone to waterski? Those guys would be dead before she went a couple of hundred yards! I hope that banquet was worth it . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:16 AM
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Actually I don't, mneme! But I think I recall he went to bed with his trousers on! Hey, things were quite different back then . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:14 AM
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Stunned a bit by these, huh, Annicita? Too much for a Monday . . . ?
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:12 AM
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Getting better, C C T? So there's room for improvement, eh? Well, I'm not much for cocoa; I prefer coffee. But believe it or not, these things come to me whether I'm on my first cup or third cup of Joe. However, by the third cup, Mother Nature usually puts in a call, and I have to continue to think of these things whilst 'on the throne' . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:11 AM
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Good for you, TAPS. Always like to leave my audience laughing! Like I wrote to you before, sometimes these little slices of madness just come to me, and then . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:07 AM
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That would be a neat trick, Bill, one that I'm unwilling to attempt! I trim my nails with clippers! I wouldn't even think of biting them, regardless of their length . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:05 AM
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You're probably right, Naut! But I think, with all of the charges the magistrate could bring against him, that may be the least of his problems . . . until he hits that jail cell of course!
posted by
JimmyA
on April 15, 2014 at 7:04 AM
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I couldn't help myself, I shared your version of Wee Willie Winkie with some of my friends not on Blogit. It was the hit of the internet. They just loved it.
posted by
TAPS.
on April 14, 2014 at 9:31 PM
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JimmyA
LOL Last was best JimmyA, water skiing behind a row boat.......
posted by
WileyJohn
on April 14, 2014 at 6:46 PM
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yes i always thought that Wee Willie Winkie was a strange cove.... may be it should have read Tom Tom the peeping Tom 
posted by
Kabu
on April 14, 2014 at 5:53 PM
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Dirty and funky as laundry categories makes a lot of sense to me.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on April 14, 2014 at 5:27 PM
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LOL - I would not want to be one of those oarsmen!!
posted by
adnohr
on April 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM
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Ah, but do you remember 'diddle diddle dumpling my son John'...?
posted by
mneme
on April 14, 2014 at 2:26 PM
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posted by
Annicita
on April 14, 2014 at 1:23 PM
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well I must have a quick go at this weeks selection.
I think he was probably Wee Willy Winky.
I do like a chiropodist to cut my nails, but you can carry on biting yours.
Yes when I occasionally look up birds are usually black, I think I would notice/
Your clothes are well trained , well so are mine stinky ones stay outside.
Have an extra cup of cocoa. you are getting better.
posted by
C_C_T
on April 14, 2014 at 12:17 PM
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You made me laugh with the Wee Willie Winkie one. I'll have to remember that one.
posted by
TAPS.
on April 14, 2014 at 11:33 AM
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JimmyA
This morning's issue was if medium length nails can be trimmed without, drawing blood Jimmy. BC-A, Bill's Roost
posted by
BC-A
on April 14, 2014 at 9:17 AM
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Jimmy
I’d say Winkle was lucky! In addition they could have charged him with trespassing, harassment and besetting, attempted burglary and finally with indecent exposure, because his wee willie would probably be peeking out of his nightgown as he was peeking into windows...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 14, 2014 at 6:43 AM
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