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In that case...
I think I'm going to hell.
posted by
Jemmie211
on July 26, 2010 at 8:36 PM
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LOL
You got it exactly right Jemmie
posted by
jollyjeff
on July 26, 2010 at 4:16 PM
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So you need to be ...
...a sexually repressed, grossly overweight homebody (or person living on Venus...no wait...not Venus as that was also a very sexual goddess...ummm....Pluto) with no friends or family to be with and who sleeps on the couch never watching tv or movies or...well...anything!
posted by
Jemmie211
on July 26, 2010 at 10:30 AM
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The sandwich was horrible solution! It is like you said, looking at 400 pounds! sam
posted by
sam444
on July 21, 2010 at 9:16 PM
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I had to LOL at the "...make a sandwich bit..."
posted by
TAPS.
on July 18, 2010 at 7:20 PM
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I've heard 3 funny mastubation jokes, and I'm sure there's MANY, MANY more!
I've just forgotten two of them, but just the mental picture, is enough to make one break out laughing. Like picturing walking in on your grandparents, "bumping uglies."
The blindness is only temporary, so don't worry. If however, if this condition persists for four or more hours, (or was that DAYS?) contact your physician, and ask for all small denomination bills, 1$ & $5s, when you cash your disability checks, at your local bank or Credit Onion. Keep "Ones in your left pocket, and fives in the right." Wait, maybe it was "fives in the left, and........"
I just re-remembered one of those jokes.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on July 17, 2010 at 6:26 PM
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There are some strange websites out there.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on July 17, 2010 at 5:12 PM
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Well, maybe they'll come out with a new website
Overcoming pink elephants. My God, if it's not one dumb thing it's another. Overcoming blinking. Overcoming sneezing.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 17, 2010 at 3:53 PM
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