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Glad you enjoyed Christmas! Thanks for your visit. Nita.
posted by
Nita09
on December 27, 2009 at 2:44 AM
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Sage, Sage, Sage.now I know for sure your pills just don't ..........er mix
with the beer. They just increase those deeelusions. Poor old chap, but hey if it keeps Ya happy, keep on keeping on believing youse is irresistable....there there (patting the sage on the head to calm him)
posted by
Kabu
on December 26, 2009 at 3:59 PM
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northsage45
Uh, Happy Boxing day to ya. Read your post, wondering if your cheese has slid offa your cracker this holiday. Oh, pass one a them beers through your kidneys for me wiillya? I haven't had one for nigh on 42 years now.LOLHave a Happy New Year too my friend.
posted by
WileyJohn
on December 26, 2009 at 3:47 PM
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Re: No fellow blogit friends I don't believe that the sage has been smoking
Kabuikins,
Aside from your allusion to a possible, hypothetical delusion, in which you theorize that I may suffer delusions of my own, just let me put things this way: Men, fish and deer, all fear me, women want to just use me, to slake their own baser desires, and then callously discard me, like a wet, soiled tissue. I have come to terms with this natural female shortcoming, due to the fact that women were all born lacking the one thing that is vital to clear thinking , the "Y chromosome."
I hereby forgive you all, because it isn't really your fault. Wrestling with such timeless mysteries, is only a small part of my duty, as a sage. I do so like you all, women and cats too, even though one must keep explaining to oneself, WHY?
Sleep well, cherished Canadians, secure in the knowlege that you are under my wings, safe and warm and watched over, by the benevolent "Sage Of The North."
Don't forget to feel sorry, for those poor southerners, because I fear there may be no, "Sage Of The South!"
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on December 25, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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No fellow blogit friends I don't believe that the sage has been smoking
stuff nor has he had more than a beer or two. This is just the way he is. delusional about his ability to mesmerise the fairer sex and terrorise the male sex with his abs and handsomeness. He seems to be hearing voices so my advice is to humour him and pretend amazement when he is left of sexiest man alive type lists. We don't want those voices telling him to come near us. Marilyn I believe is fearsomely jealous.
posted by
Kabu
on December 25, 2009 at 9:51 PM
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Re: have you been smoking what I think you have been smoking?
Zipster,
I plead the "Fifth Amendment," your honor! Seriously, I am registered with the State of Michigan, as an oficially registered caregiver for my spousal-equivalent, Marilyn, who has MS. We have been a couple since late '91. This official, laminated, plastic card that I carry, allows me to be able to grow, and possess 2 1/2 ounces, for her medically prescribed use, but not legally enjoy it, personally. Marilyn can legally smoke it, or bake brownies and muffins with it, or add it to her salad, encapsulate and swallow it, drink it as "Tijuana tea," or the "REAL Columbian Coffee," etc, but she isn't legally allowed to grow it, for herself. Not that she would be capable of doing so anyway, but regardless, my point is, that even though this is a recently passed, overwhelmingly lauded and popularly-supported voter initiative, of past policy, it is now official law, but for awhile yet, I am sure that it will be open to a wide range of interpretations, according to and flexible because of one's own personal bent, and I must assume that there remain some hardliners, who would enthusiastically enjoy subverting the will of the majority of those voters, for whom they at least nominally, WORK!
These are nervous times, waiting for a heavy shoe to drop upon us, and we have done nothing to feel guilty about! Well, almost nothing, depending on if one believes that the law, being a vibrant and ever-changing entity, exquisitly designed to serve the people flexibly, it may sometimes righteously, be bent just a bit, in the interest of the general good, without imparting any guilt.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on December 25, 2009 at 3:10 PM
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Guy
Don't feel bad, my name ain't on that list either! Meanwhile, I wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas!
posted by
Nautikos
on December 25, 2009 at 2:45 PM
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have you been smoking what I think you have been smoking?
and if yes, why do you keep it for yourself? not a very christmassey thing to do. However,, I did enjoy what that smoke did to you
posted by
Tzippy
on December 25, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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It said on the label, that it was an "Herbal Calmative," so I SMOKED it!
Ariala,
Steve Martin turned me onto this GREAT new "soon-to-be illegal" drug! It's called "Placebo!" People suspect that I've been substituting these, for Marilyn's heavy-duty meds, but this is the way I am, NATURALLY.
Seriously, I'm not even slightly tempted to ever try them, because if I'm destined to ever become addicted to opiates, barbiturates, uppers, downers or sideways...ers, I intend to wait until I am on my deathbed, and really in NEED of them, and not because I just wanted a buzz, loved it, and couldn't STOP. Honestly, I hope to never find out, if I really would have liked them.
Merry Christmas, Ari!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on December 25, 2009 at 12:49 PM
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LOL, what did Santa leave in YOUR stocking?
posted by
Ariala
on December 25, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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J Aah you share a witty piece of machismo on the podium. BC-A, Bill’s RLJst
posted by
BC-A
on December 25, 2009 at 10:19 AM
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