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Re: The money gets exposed to some miniscule particles when it's
Thank you, Pat B... I'll be looking at theatre seats, bus seat, aircraft and train seats a bit differently from now on... lol.
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mneme
on November 23, 2009 at 1:21 AM
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Re: in the US: Filthy Lucre…
hahaha joab..
posted by
mneme
on November 23, 2009 at 1:19 AM
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FSI, I did that for a while too.. at least they supplied us with anti-bacterial hand gel in the lower cash drawer, lol.
posted by
mneme
on November 23, 2009 at 1:19 AM
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Eeeugh Naut... I wonder if I should throw away that $20 bill I've been keeping as a souvenir..
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mneme
on November 23, 2009 at 1:17 AM
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No wonder I wash my hands so much and use my debit card whenever possible. I don't let anyone put fecal matter on my debit card.
posted by
TAPS.
on November 21, 2009 at 9:45 PM
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That story goes so well with the song: "Happy with my sh.t man, sh.t man..." in the Caribbean music style, of course..
posted by
auslander
on November 21, 2009 at 8:32 AM
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Strange coincidence!
posted by
hardilaziz
on November 21, 2009 at 1:21 AM
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So glad I have a debit card! The money is too dirty, in more ways than one! lol Shelly
posted by
sam444
on November 20, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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Making me cringe given that I work in a cash business.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on November 20, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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Naut...lol..and they're probably paying some commission big bucks to do
the study...
...
posted by
Rumor
on November 20, 2009 at 1:32 PM
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in the US: Filthy Lucre…
Naut, I've happened to have heard (by chance)someone snorting coke and, after coughing and wheezing and getting their breath again, most of them say: "Man . . . this is some good s**t. Coincidence? I suppose.
joab
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joab3
on November 20, 2009 at 9:48 AM
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The money gets exposed to some miniscule particles when it's
stored in the mattress of a gassy old person. Just like the seats in movie theatres are host sites for e-coli and other micro bits from fecal matter (farts) and the backs of seats and arm rests get sneezed on. Don't worry. Exposure builds immunity. So any time anyone wants to expose me to about ten million dollars...
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Pat_B
on November 20, 2009 at 5:50 AM
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Re: Doe any ofthose substances sticking to the dollar make it worth more
Well said, Kabu!
posted by
elinjo
on November 20, 2009 at 1:31 AM
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Here's a theory.
The dope smugglers, after making a huge deal, were sitting on the deck of one of Nick Cage's catamarans, counting over ten million dollars in bills. Their hands were covered with cocaine and naturally it stuck to the greenbacks. Suddenly, one of the guards, watching from the mast, screamed "The fucking DEA are coming in! There's about 30 Coast Guard boats heading directly toward us the the fuckers are packing Uzis!" The money counters, panicked and literally shit themselves. Need I say more? Great Post.
posted by
Hackthorne19
on November 19, 2009 at 11:52 PM
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Ew..oh dear - how gross..so like kabu asks..will it be worth more?
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shobana
on November 19, 2009 at 8:36 PM
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My guess would be that it's simultaneous....wow, don't some people use rolled up dollar bills to snort cocaine?...so, they're snorting fecal matter at the same time....yep, that's gross.
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Darson
on November 19, 2009 at 8:21 PM
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ewwww--- now I'm grossed...you know Naut my mother used to tell us to wash our hands after handling coins --- and now, I think gloves are in order...
~ LOL, you just really show the hardcore stuff eh? LOL ~
Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on November 19, 2009 at 8:11 PM
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Doe any ofthose substances sticking to the dollar make it worth more
posted by
Kabu
on November 19, 2009 at 6:22 PM
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