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                The manager got caught in a trap.Will he divorce his wife?
                
                    posted by
                    adventurer02
                     on September 28, 2015 at 2:58 AM
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                Well there were two jokes there, since i live in florida.  and i got them both, hahahaha  
                
                    posted by
                    jeansaw
                     on December 7, 2009 at 12:28 PM
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                    Re:Speaking proper English
                
                Elinjo,
        At first, I was going to make some sarcastic remark. Something like, "I'd give some credence to your assertion, if you were an expert in languages, multi-lingual and well traveled, like I are!" Then I got to the part where you said that, YOU played hockey, yourself! You probably meant that wussy-girl type, "field hockey" game, not the gory, bone-breaking variety, that those half-crazed cabin-fevered, chronically cranky Canadians created. 
        Still, I wouldn't want to raise a hockey player's ire, (!) so I'll just skip the ironic sarcasm.  My doctor recommended that I do my very best, to keep as much of my blood inside of me, instead of letting any of it leak out onto the ground, ice, or into gauze bandages, if at all possible. 
        I'm not scared of no girl, you understand, but just this once, I think that I ought to follow my doctor's orders!
           Guy
  
                
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                    northsage_45
                     on November 6, 2009 at 5:11 AM
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                Thanks for an entertaining post. Although I'm not Canadian I got the joke.
 Centre is NOT a spelling mistake, at least according to my British-English spelling WORD guru. If I write center it underlines it in red.
 I used to play hockey at school; lovely game for working off aggressions.
                
                    posted by
                    elinjo
                     on November 5, 2009 at 11:37 PM
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                    Love the joke...now then I have to set you straight my friend down South
                
                Re Wiley and Kabu ...I the Kabu half am fromthe land down under...only been here a coupla years soooooooo hows about an Aussie joke or two eh mate!  
                
                    posted by
                    Kabu
                     on November 5, 2009 at 7:30 PM
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                LOl..too funny.
    
                
                    posted by
                    shobana
                     on November 5, 2009 at 3:54 PM
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                Montreal, who else! lmao! I love hockey but now perhaps our Canadian friends will rip you up and save Marilyn the nasty task! Detroit Still has Steve Yserman! AA great Canadian hockey player! GO WINGS!!! sam 
  
                
                    posted by
                    sam444
                     on November 5, 2009 at 3:31 PM
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